| NOOZ ARRKEYEVE!!11! (2004) |
| December 31, 2004 - 2:20 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| Hey there. Just updating to announce the release of another movie, Rianne's House 2. Tis all for now! And.. HAPPY NEW YEAR! |
| December 29, 2004 - 1:57 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| Hidy ho! After realizing just how bored I was and still am, I decided to update the site! Mike's display picture has finally been updated.. had that on my todo list for a while, and I added another random picture page - #4! Check it outtttttt!!1one Hmm... I think that is all for the moment.. I must find something to randomly animate! Toodles. |
| 2:16 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| Well, I was scavanging around and I decided to finally release I Want A Keyboard, had it compiled since The Shot We Just Took was released.. so, enjoy! |
| 5:39 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| Still doing stuff.. I decided to finalize a bunch of the unfinished/unreleased videos we have and fixed up a couple of our claymations.. but I'm not going to release them just yet, not sure if I should add any sound effects... so yeah! Werd. That's all for now, heading out in a few.. ciao! |
| December 28, 2004 - 6:37 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| Oookay, lets see.. We've got another new movie! The Matricks Dub 3 - Regular Unleaded - Created by Alex & Myself! Give 'er a go, she kicks ass! Oh.. and... Alex pointed out that I spelled 'Spree' as 'Sprit' instead of 'Spree', showing how much of a moron I can be.. so I fixed that and lets just say we all saw nothing.... right...? okay... *AMNESIA DUST!* Anyhow, that's all for the moment! Hopefully doing more dubbing later.. with BRAD!!!111one Peace! |
| December 26, 2004 - 12:17 AM - By nitro glycerine |
| Yo!!!!11one Merry Belated Christmas! Sorry I didn't update sooner, but I've been busy - family stuff :P Anyhow, tonight we recorded a bunch of clips in the basement.. and YES! I NOW HAVE A DIGITAL CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!111one KICKASSTACULAR! So, yeah.. I've now released a couple new movies today - Chip 'N Click (Had been recorded and compiled a long time ago, just never released.. UNTIL NOW!) and 16 Bit Game Killing Spree (First official digicam movie!). Enjoy! Also, email us if you would like a copy of the Christmas album! |
| December 26, 2004 - 11:00 PM - By Teh Yeldarb |
| I like Christmas! And I hope all of you did too. Although we havent heard from Stuvok yet so I assume he's dead. More cookies for me! And nitro didn't kill Santa... (quick hide the red suit.) In other more relative NOOZ we have magically obtained a (and by a I mean 2) digital cameras. Oh and the Christmas album is complete and for sale. Get your copy for $6 per cd or 2 cds for $10! I r teh hope you all enjoyed your Holimidays because now I need to do my history essay and seminar. :( And on a side note we have started filming with the digital camera! [turn your frown upside-down! :( ] Wait that does not compute. I mean. [explosion sound with a hint of anger and parsely] Teh end! |
| December 18, 2004 - 2:20 AM - By nitro glycerine |
| Another splendid evening. The meeting
tonight.. erm, technically, last night went very well! Matty, unfortunately was unable to
make it.. *tear* And in other news, we released 2 & 1/2 videos tonight! 1) Squirrels Attacking Your Nuts - Pure retarded randomness as usual! Watch it and larf your asseth offeth! 2) Star Treck - Niploading - Um, we made this parody up on the spot. (The idea, not the script.. yes, we actually had a script for a change! I can tell you're suprised by that look on your face.) Bloody hilarious - a must see! 3) Unnamed Movie - Coming Soon! (I hope!) - No comment. We also began recording our very own Christmas Album! (Yes, I'm serious.) We've already recorded about 17 tracks or so.. and will be continuing to work on it as the break progresses! Our goal if to have it out before Christmas, but if it isn't.. well... um... yeah... then.. you can just.... yeah. I'll stop now. See CD Cover image sample below! I've also finally obtained a proper picture of Mike for the site, as William Shatner in Star Treck - Niploading. YayNINE. Um, I also have a number of new pictures for the random page, which I will add later on. I am listening to Three Days Grace. I also just located more older clips that we recorded in the past and were completely forgotten, so I will compile those into a movie later! And you know what I just realized again? It's CHRISTMAS BREAK!!!!!111one YES! FREAK OUT! *ahem* Um, we did a system link game of Halo 2 tonight, which kicked uber ass, not to mention playing Halo 2 in school all afternoon! Mwhahahaha! Good times, Mike! I reckon that's about all for now - so.. this is me saying good morning, good evening and good night!  |
| 2:42 AM - By nitro glycerine |
| I have an announcement to make...... I'm pregnant...... again. I'm sorry. Goodnight. |
| December 6, 2004 - 4:31 PM - By nitro glycerine & /\/\i]{3 (Not Mike McCurdy) |
| Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... You're fat and I changed Mike's picture to K.I.A, since I don't have one, uhm.. started work on WTFLUX Vol 2 this afternoon at 1, sofar it's kicking ass! NO PREVIEW FOR YOU!!!!!!!1one Hmmmm.... Sending out a new newsletter fairly soon.. as soon as I get a chance to write it.. and as for the next meeting, it probably wont be for about a week or so, not this weekend coming up, but maybe the one after. Hmm. /\/\i]{e SAIZ: "WuTz uP my PuSsEhKaT!!?!!11oneONE!!?, bTw I LIKE CAPS LOCK!!!!" That was some words of wisdom of my best friend /\/\i]{e!! And in other news, I like fat squirrels. That's all for now! Good morning, good afternoon and goodnight! and Guten Morgen!! WTF? Its German!!! Damn you Mike. Stop typing. I mean... Hey look a hippopontamus!!!!11one -MOO- WTF?! *splat* No.. Don't fufill your cow fetish here. You spelled fulfill wrong Mike. You like to correct everything I type don't you? Indeed I do.. not. ROLFAMANTIC! Well I have one thing to say..Thank you for letting me on your PuSsEHkATTISH N00z!!!11111oneone!!1!~!~ YOU'RE QUITE WELCOME TEH MIKE!!!!11two Hmm.. It says we have no spelling mistakes.. interesting. I kno d00d, this is set up for teh 1337 sp34k!!!! OMGZ! LIE! TEH ROX! NO JUST GO TO g00gle.bl.am!!!! www.g00gl3.bl.am. Indeed my pussehkat!!1!!!1onefour!!2! End. |
| December 4, 2004 - 1:26 AM - By nitro glycerine |
| WTF!?!?!?!?!exclamation mark IT R TEH UPDATE!!!!!!11one Otay, well Brandon and Mike just left my place uhh.. whoa, that was 2 hours ago now...whoa. Yeah, we have a new member now - Mike McCurdy! Welcome Mike! I ate your children for lunch! And in other news, we have released another KICKASS movie - The Matricks Dub 2 - Harder and Faster! (#1 is at this point still unreleased.) Umm, I'm tired. And on a lighter note, your pants are on fire. Yes, well... Umm... Uh.... You see.. The thing about that is... Hey, my name is Jim. I sniff squirrels. Good night. |
| November 30, 2004 - 9:56 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| BREAKING NEWS - THIS JUST IN! Teh ¥êlDäRb says: actually i made a mistake Teh ¥êlDäRb says: your music stash is 7GB larger than my whole hard drive ...And in other news, I added some more links, added Brandon's random fact and fixed a minor error I had made with a number of pages on the website - I made the table width take up 85% of the page instead of 100%... So that's fixed now! That's all for now, peace! |
| November 29, 2004 - 4:57 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| Yo, wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzup!? Got a few updates for you!!!1 Brandon was here last night, and we started work on a couple videos - a new claymation and a video dub for the Matrix! Also, we now have a forum, thanks to Alex for finding us one and setting it up! I've added dual menus to the website, so there's now crap on the left and the right... Yeah, so... have fun. Payce. |
| November 27, 2004 - 4:07 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| Otay, we had finished two movies since last night - The Shot We Just Took and I Want A Keyboard, except we decided not to release I Want A Keyboard yet.. soo, we'll get back to you on that one.. just like a chocolate pie. We just r teh played the Starcraft and raped teh compooter players. Ooh, I also updated Alex's picture and a few other misc. things. Tis all for now! Bye! |
| November 26, 2004 - 9:56 PM - By Mr. Stuvok |
| Dude... I guess it's my turn to make a
news post... so... here it is...I guess...? Well, we've got a new movie for ya, called The Shot We Just Took. Pretty random, I'd say, but it's the best we could do while full of revolting salsa chips and cookies and gallons of caffeinated beverages! We also just got back from playin Halo 2, so we were pretty hyped up, or just plain hyped! Ya, I'm ranting, so I will probly stop soon... if I feel like, of course! I'm not sure right now... maybe I just need more food... yes... maybe that's it. "Matt, get me a cookie!" "Here, master!" Heh... That's right. *CHOMP!* Mmmmmm..... cookie... It's funny, 'cause this is going straight to my massive thighs.... Stuvok out! Ciao! |
| November 24, 2004 - 7:27 PM - By Teh Yeldarb |
| Hello and I am back yet again. Except not in black... or am I? Anyways the main reason I'm postin is cause WE GOTS A CHATR00M!!!!!!11ONE Just for yous guys! Enjoy! |
| November 24, 2004 - 12:55 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| Hello.. I am home for lunch. I decided to add something to the random page - randomly retarded conversations.. and so far I found 2 of them to add. Tis all for now, toodleoo! |
| November 23, 2004 - 7:24 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| Hi! I have 2 small updates.. I added a frame to the random page, making it easier for navigation between the different sections/pages. I also remembered last night of a website at which you can upload pictures and create custom merchandise with your pictures. It.. friggin' rocks. I have added numerous items to it, including t-shirts, sweaters, thongs, wall clocks, mousepads, buttons, magnets, caps, etc. to the site with our logo, slogans and various pictures on them. The store is not officially open yet, but it will be soon enough! Ooh, and PP meeting on Friday. Be there for be square! That's all for now, payce! |
| November 22, 2004 - 1:01 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| High. I am teh home for lunch and decided to work on teh
website. I have added a dictionary 'DICKSHONARY' to the menu, of the retardedly useless
words that Alex and myself have concurred. Also added copyrights to the bottom of each
page. And if you're reading this, hi Alex. You're fat. Woops, finger slipped, what I meant
to say is... Hi Alex! How are you on this wonderous day? Hey look a cantelope! I think
it's going to rain today.. my knee hurts. I can smell the rain. The air is so think I can
slice it with a knife. Wait.. I don't have a knife. I'll have to steal a plasic knife from
Harvey's.. yes! Then I'll be able to cut the air! Or.. hey, even easier.. I can cut the
cheese! YES! There we go. And that was amazingly pointless. If you read it, I wasted a
minute.. or perhaps two of your life! Mwhahahaha! I feel powerful. New additions to come
to the website very soon! Bye! *EDIT* |
| 1:02 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!! I'm a failure. |
| 4:34 PM - By Teh Yeldarb |
| Hmm... We be chillaxin in da hizzle. Yes. [slaps self.] Anyways we have our additions coming along quite nicely. We are soon to be releasing 'Deleted Scenes Volume 1' which include all of our WEBKAM MOOVIEZ!!!!!11!! from September 5th, 2004 to November 20th, 2004. This is only significant for it's the only project that almost involves all 5 members of Pothead Productions. Actually I know this because the movie is being recorded while I type. Strange no? Oops nitro glycerene ate teh webcam. In a similar yet different item, the team is no longer born in 4002. We are now living in 2004 with the rest of yous! In closing I would like to thank teh Walrus for absolutely no reason. And to our loyal fans props to you too. In the words of Stuvok: "Ciao." |
| 6:58 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| Indeed. *clasps hands together* Deleted Scenes Edition 1 is now released and uploaded. I had mistakenly typed 4002 instead of 2004 for the join date of each member. Why? Well.. it's because a meteorite spontaneously crashed into my garbage can. Hmpf I say. Brad and myself have concurred a number of ideas for teh crew tonight, so expect many new surprises in the future. And no, this does not include winning a million dollars. Ha! Teh lame. Goodbye for now. |
| 10:47 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| Yes! There are more updates... I have now added 2 more pages of random pictures, simply to make you utter the phrase... "WTF!?" |
| November 21, 2004 - 9:08 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| MY ARM IS GOING TO CATCH ON FIRE FROM A LOOSE REFIDGERATOR ICE CUBE.. I mean, hello, uhm.. I have now registered a Gmail account for the entire crew, so please direct your e-mails to us at pothead.productions@gmail.com, unless you wish to contact one of us directly, then send an email to our email, as listed on the team page. Thanks.. and enjoy, once again! Oh, and I replaced the Tag Box with a Shoutbox, the tag box was a piece of crap and only loaded half the time, so.. I pushed the nuke button and it went teh boomzorz... ha! Bye. |
| November 20, 2004 - 4:28 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| YES!!1 I am back... in black. We have yer another movie released - Bang! I'm also adding and have added a few extra things to the site, including random facts about the members, random pictures and a history page.. which should be completed sometime within the next week or two. I think thats about all for now.. toodles! |
| 8:33 PM |
| Just added a tag board under the menu.. hopefully this will work out for now! I'll give it a try, and if it doesn't.. I can always push teh nuke button and it will go boom. Yes. I'm either going to watch a movie.. or attempt my homework, during which I will most likely fall asleep in the chair, or add cool stuff to the site.. I'll see what happenes, heheheheh. Goooooodbye. |
| November 20, 2004 - 1:08 AM - By Teh Yeldarb |
| Can it be? Somebody other than nitro posting? Well i tell you my loyal fans that this day hath cometh! This is my 1st post so i want to say a couple of thngs first of all we are getting of the ground! As in rising higher than 5 feet! Also we have for our loyal fans... PURE RANDOMNESS: VOLUME 4!!! In addition we beat Halo 2 (quite the cliffhanger ending, technically doesn't qualify as one!) But hey, beggers can't be choosers, no? In a completely different story, I promise you all that my dp will not be horny bob for much longer! (that pic gets demeaning after a while...) Also we may be temporarily shutting down soon. But fear not! We will have a new site up and running in case this occurs. However, I must stress to you that we are not changing domain names. Therefore DON'T CHANGE YOUR BOOKMARKS. We will inform you when the need arises. In addition, we are adding a forum for you, our loyal fans, so we can get your feedback on what's up (or down or on or [pinches self]) Anyways, Kevin's headphones went throught the wash and he can still use em. Why am I saying this? I honestly don't know. And -- WHOA been at this for almost an hour now. Anyways peace out and I'll see ya'll down teh road sometime. |
| November 13, 2004 - 1:37 AM - By nitro glycerine |
| Mmmm.. Fat. *pokes fat* Teehee look at it OMG A GARBAGE
TRUCK! RUN YOU OVER! PENIS PENIS PENIS. And for some relavent information, we released two new movies today.. put together in no time atall, What The Hell Did I Do To This Gun? and I Think It's Lagging. Enjoy. I must go tend to my needs, for my arms are on fire and turning into hipopontamus ears. Goodnight. *EDIT* Just added exclusive previews to pretty much all of our movies. Enjoy. |
| 3:53 PM |
| I finally recompiled Pure Randomness Volume 3 with the credits, and it's now viewable. Oh, and I re-rendered Pure Randomness Volumes One & Two, they're now about half the filesize and much better quality. Enjoy! |
| October 30, 2004 - 8:37 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| Mmmmmmm... Turkey..... I bet you didn't have any... well, ... that's because... you ... suck... thanks. Oh yes, more irrelevant news.. well yes.. I actually do have some news! I've started two new claymations - Blaarg Teh Mnoobg and Unches of Woonis, aside from the first video.. Melty The Meltinator. I also updated Matty's display pic.. and Melty The Meltinator is almost ready for release - just need to add 1-2 more scenes, some sounds, 3 final credit scenes. As for Blaarg Teh Mnoobg, it wont be ready for a little whle yet.. and Unches of Woonis is coming along quite nicely and should be done soon as well - we've finished two 1 minute and something scenes - leaving the video at approximately 2 minutes and 39 seconds in length. The flash videos is on hold until I have a larger amount of free time to work on it. Also, I just updated Brad's picture with a picture for a possible new movie, Horny Bob.. have a look! Anywayz, that's all for the moment.. may have more updates later, so stay tuned! |
| October 26, 2004 - 7:36 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| Yo! Couple updates for ya! We gots us another new member, Alexi Stuvok!! Welcome Stuvi! He just eagerly joined us tonight and would like to say the following words of wisdom; "Mess with Stuvi, and I will pwn your bananas!" He also later added that he would like to change his words of wisdom to the following, because the others were considered 'lame'; "| 4/\/\ 73|-| k|/\/g 0f f47!!!11SEVEN." Anyhow, I've been working on the claymation since last saturday (October 23) and I've managed to complete and compile a lot of clips together.. quite impressive for a first attempt! It should be finished fairly soon, so .... go eat some cheese while you wait! Ciao. P.S. Stuvok wanted me to tell you that you should; "f33d /\/\3, f0r | |-||_|/\/g3r". As if he needs more food! Throw rocks at him. |
| October 23, 2004 - 8:06 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| Hey, few updates.. finally! Tis a long weekend and I've had a bit of time to do whatever, so I've started another flash movie with Brandon.. YES! We have a new member! Brandon has joined us today, finally! Welcome. Hopefully this new "movie" should be finished tonight, it's a really half assed job, more of a joke movie, but yeah.. that's pretty much all we are, a big joke, haha! Brandon saiz: "I am teh king of chicken. All bow down before me!" *slaps brandon* Yeah.. k peace. |
| 10:02 PM |
| Okay, we just finished WTFLUX Volume 1 and posted it on Newgrounds. Can you say bored? I sure can. |
| 12:02 AM |
| Wow, my movie was ALREADY kicked off of Newgrounds, lmfao! "At the time of removal, your submission had accumulated a score of 0.16/5.00, with 150 votes being cast." Click here to view the commentary on the blammed video. Also started a claymation series, still finding an effective way to compile it.. so that will hopefully be released soon, as well. Goodnight. |
| October 10, 2004 - 2:08 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| Yo! Been busy as crap lately, managed to make another retarded webcam movie, but it's not quite done yet. I can't find a working copy of Adobe Premiere, and my trial ran out.. so I'm trying to use windows movie maker at the moment, which is kind of getting the job done.. but I almost overheated my processor, while compiling/compressing the video.. not cool. CPU temperature was at 66-67° and the warning temperature was 70° ;/ Oh wells... that's about it, gonna try and finish the website when I get a chance.. ah. No spare time anymore.. I miss summer!! Peace. |
| September 6, 2004 - 5:46 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| Hey, the website should be open to the public fairly soon.. just need to fix it up and add some extra stuff to it! S'bout it, peace! |
| September 5, 2004 - 11:17 PM - By nitro glycerine |
| Yo! Pothead Productions website under construction - hope you like the design! Two new realeases today! (Yes, they've been released in reverse order.) |